Thursday, April 28, 2005

Soggy Sao

I heard from my university friends who served NS that there is a game called "Soggy Sao" that's quite popular amongst NSFs. My dear boyfriend the army regular said he has heard of it but never participated or witnessed any such game.

Back to the topic, "Soggy Sao" (which according to a wise friend - is descended from some frat boy game) involves a group of bored NSFs gathering around to see who can jerk off fastest. They would usually stand around in a circle and jerk off - shooting their cum onto SAF standard issue biscuit(s).

The last person to cum would have to consume the cum-laden biscuit (which by now has turned the biscuit "soggy" - hence the name of the game). I know it sounds really really disgusting and I for one can't imagine why anyone would want to play such a game.

Then again ... maybe it accounts for the fact that most NSFs can cum super-fast (which makes sex very very anti-climax).

Anyone knows if there's such a game?

18 comments:

yk said...

Never heard of it b4. Could be some urban legend. Anyone cares to verify?

Roflmao said...

Derived from some American game that jocks play, goes by the name of "soggy biscuit". Go Google it.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Soggy+Biscuit

MaKan GuRu said...

OK this is getting silly. This is really becoming the Singapore Army Sex Stories now is it?

UniformGirl said...

ok ok. point taken. i'll stop posting here (dick chan has invited me to post at his blog). just thought that sex is very much a topic close to the hearts of our NS boys (and my army bf). bye folks!

John said...

Uniformgirl, you are absolutely right. Sex is a topic very close to our hearts.

Unfortunately, sex in uniform only appeals to girls since there are very few hot chicks in uniform... and all this talk of jerking off makes the "defenders of the nation" sound like a very very sad bunch of guys...

Mr Miyagi said...

No lah, I think it's cool to have Uniform Girl's contributions here as part of her National Service. If anything, I reckon she's doing a great job making being in uniform for 2 years a palatable thing for pre-enlistees. Morale Booster or whaaaat?!

So, boys, there's something for everyone on this blog. If you just wanna hear jungle stories, mais well go to the MIW blog. I hear they're desperate for contributors.

chrischoo said...

This can't be real man. Must be the first time I've heard of it! Maybe some people bring their own version of NS to camp and (thankfully) take it out with them when they ORD.

jmarki said...

Didn't do or heard of anyone "shoot the biscuit" during my time...

But then, who knows? My platoon makes it a policy to strip someone naked on their birthday... =D Good harmless fun... =D

Aiyah... Just let UniformGirl post loh. Makes for interesting reading. And good to find a girl willing to listen to us talk about NS... =D

Lance said...

wow. the MIW blog is sad. looking at the standard there i'm thinking that 'desperate for contributors' is quite the understatement.

soldiergf said...

i fell in love with my bf cos of how he looks in his uniform. But now i'm sick of it already. It no longer sexually turns me on like it used to.

Nowadays i see his No.4 strewn around his room everywhere, draped on his chair, slummed on his IKEA laundry bag, i also feel nothing.

chrischoo said...

I think you need some indoctrination by UniformGirl. Did anyone find it amusing that they have something called a "Doctrine Department"? It doesn't sound unusual of course since it's the Army, but the mental images I had of brainwashing were a little scary even though I don't remember being brainwashed. Or was I? Oh dear...

soldiergf said...

I don't need no indoctrination. Maybe it's cos i'm so used to seeing my beloved in uniform, whether it's no.3, no.4 or no.5.

Of course i still think he looks super smart and cuts a dashing and commanding figure when he wears any of his uniforms *no.4 is my favourite* but now it doesn't turn me on anymore leh. It's like if you had lobster for your every meal, soon even it would taste bland right?

fuck SAF said...

Am I the only one thinking that Uniformgirl is also Dickchan69 ?

kureshii said...

well, anyone here thinking the same thing as me for SAF's next wave of propaganda? ;-) imagine uniformgirl's posts being put up on big posterboards everywhere...massive enlistment, LOL. they might even have to convert FIBUA village into a permanent outfield BMT sch 4

UniformGirl said...

fuck saf: don't be ridiculous. dickchan has a dick - i don't. : )

soldiergf said...

Ok i have confirmed with a shadow of a doubt that nobody in the universe looks better than my bf in no.4 and no.5

Eat your heart out girls.

btw, why is it that most army uniform fetishists worldwide are gay? Google if you don't believe me.

John Deere said...

I am from Australia and was told this by a guy from High school.
He had played such a game.
This was back in 1987, I didn't ask if he had lost though..

bioanarchism said...

soggy biscuits is one thing.

but it is a true frat boy's game that originated FROM the United States, or wherein Western societies.

That's also the origin of Limp Bizkit's band name.