Saturday, August 14, 2004

"Smack! Turn...Smack!"

Right now I can't remember any outstanding stories from SAFTI, yes, the home of your o-ci-fers, but I remember one particular outstanding guy from BMT. He distinguished himself during my company's first powder bath on the first night of BMT field camp. I won't go into too much detail here since most of you probably know the inspection procedure. He stepped up to the sergeant. "Smack", the sergeant said. He pulled the elastic of his underwear nad let go; a puff of powder escaped into the air. "Turn. Smack". He turned around, pulled his hands back and smacked his buttocks as hard as he could...

Got guard duty tomorrow, and Pro Term starts the day after, so hopefully in a months' time I'll have more to post here.

1 comment:

Mr Miyagi said...

Welcome aboard!